Hostile Hostel Masturbation

12 04 2009

True Story –


Jet lagged, 4 AM –
I do deep breathing exercises
to coax my mind to sleep,
when the man below me
starts jackin’ it.

Intermittent moans,
interlaced with
sporadic farts
send my chi
all out of whack
(no pun intended).

He finishes,
sighs happily,
and begins
snoring garoulosly.

while I lie awake
embraces me.




2 responses

14 04 2009

LMAO!!!! Sigh though and Yass, one happily snoring, self actualized the other in trauma over the process, life in the nutshell.

11 12 2009

Fantastic, I did not know about this topic till now. Thankz!!

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